🐾 MAX HERE - CEO OF LAP SITTING & PROFESSIONAL ESCAPE ARTISTRY! 🐾

Hi. 👋🏼 I'm Max. I'm 2 years old, 12.2 pounds, and frankly, I think I'm a pretty big deal. 😎

I have recently learned that humans like to put dogs in something called a "crate." I have also learned that I absolutely, positively, 100% disagree with this concept. 😂 I have advanced escape-artist skills. Houdini who? 🎩🙈 I've decided crates are much more appropriately used for treats 🦴 and toys 🧸.

But you know what I DO love? BEDTIME! 🛏️ I sleep all night snuggled right up next to my foster mama like the perfect little gentleman. Because obviously, why would I sleep in a crate when there is a perfectly good human available for snuggling? 🥰

During the day, I'm basically a corporate executive. 💼 My foster mama works, and I attend all of her meetings from the comfort of her lap. I take my job very seriously. 😐 Her coworkers absolutely love me. I'm pretty sure I could have my own corner office if they'd just give me a chance. 😉

And then there are my ears.

MY. EARS. 👂😂

My foster mama is obsessed with them and has to physically restrain herself from putting them in tiny ponytails. I personally think they make me look distinguished. 😊

I can be a little nervous when I'm unsure about something. When I get nervous, I sometimes have a potty accident, so I'm still working on my house manners. I've learned that looking at the door is a pretty good way to tell my humans I need to go outside, so I'm getting there!

I LOVE going for walks! 🦮 Just one tiny request: please don't introduce me to other dogs 🐶 . I get VERY worked up around other dogs. A home where I can be your one and only dog is best for me.

People, though? PEOPLE ARE GREAT. ❤️

I met a little girl next door and immediately became a tail-wagging fan. I also love getting attention from humans wherever I go. I'd do best in a home with adults or respectful older kids 12+ who can give me the space I need.

I'm looking for a forever home 🏡 where someone is around often because I'm not a huge fan of being left alone. I have some separation anxiety and need a family willing to help me feel safe and secure. 🥲

I'm also still learning my manners around treats, so my foster family makes sure treats are given safely and separately. I'm totally happy being petted while I eat my regular food-I just have some treat-related lessons to finish up. 🦴🤪

So, let's recap:

👂 Ridiculously adorable ears
🐶 12.2 pounds of personality
❤️ Respectful children age 12+
💼 Professional work-from-home lap assistant
🛏️ Expert human-bed snuggler
🎾 Toy enthusiast
🚪 Learning my potty manners
🐕 Prefer to be your ONLY dog
🏠 Looking for a home where someone is around often

So if you're looking for a little guy with giant ears, a giant personality, and a giant capacity for love, I might just be your guy.

I'll bring the ears. You bring the lap. ❤️🐾

- Love,
Max 🐶