Seeking the Love of Your Life? Have you been searching for your soulmate? What if your soulmate came with four paws, a motorboat purr, and a dashing tuxedo that never goes out of style? A furry shadow who will supervise every household activity, including those for which you did not request supervision?

Good news: Larry has submitted his application.

Better news: he's significantly less likely than a human soulmate to leave wet towels on the floor or ask to borrow money.

Born in September 2025, Larry is a handsome tuxedo gentleman who somehow manages to look ready for a black-tie gala at all times. Whether he's lounging on the couch, napping in a sunbeam, or plotting the downfall of a rogue cricket, Larry is always dressed to impress.

His greatest passion in life is love. Giving it. Receiving it. Rolling around in it. Larry believes affection is a renewable resource and sees no reason to conserve it. He'll happily curl up beside you, at your feet, or suspiciously close to whatever you're trying to read. He greets his people with a cheerful purr that says, "I have missed you terribly," even if you've only been gone long enough to get the mail.

Larry isn't overly talkative. He prefers quality over quantity. A few soft meows as a conversation starter, then he settles into listening mode. Tell him about your day, your hopes, your dreams, your weird coworker, or your latest online shopping mistake. He'll sit there attentively, offering no judgment and surprisingly good emotional support.

Of course, every sophisticated gentleman needs hobbies.

Larry enjoys racing up and down cat trees as though training for the Feline Olympics. He launches through kitty tunnels with the confidence of an action movie star and attacks feather wand toys with the intensity of a tiger who has just spotted prey on a nature documentary.

Larry gets along well with other cats and cat-friendly dogs after a proper introduction. In fact, he has formed a particularly close friendship with the pit bull mastiff mix in his foster home. Their cuddle sessions are so sweet they may cause spontaneous smiling in nearby humans. Because Larry is such a social guy, he would prefer not to spend long stretches alone. He is an energetic playful kitty and will need another furry friend to help him discuss important topics such as napping techniques and whether the red dot can ever truly be captured.

A few additional disclosures from Larry's legal team:

Crickets: Larry has a personal vendetta against them. No one knows why. The crickets know what they did. Should one enter the home, Larry immediately activates Detective Mode and will conduct a thorough investigation until the suspect is apprehended.

Love Nips: Occasionally, while being petted, Larry may nip as a formal request for continued service. In Larry's view, stopping the petting before he is finished is a clerical error that should be corrected immediately. Because of this, he is best suited for homes with children 8 and older.

Additional Qualifications:

-Certified blanket inspector
-Amateur interior decorator (especially if your decor includes cardboard boxes)
-Part-time pest control specialist
-Full-time good boy

If you've been dreaming of a charming, affectionate, tuxedo-clad best friend who will fill your home with purrs, cuddles, laughter, and the occasional cricket-related police investigation, Larry is ready to meet you.

His tuxedo is pressed. His purr motor is running. All he's missing is you.

Larry is neutered, up to date on vaccines, dewormed, felv/fiv negative, vaccinated against rabies, and microchipped. His adoption fee is $240

** IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN LARRY **

Larry is a survivor of FIP (feline infectious peritonitis). The treatment consists of 84 days of daily medication, which he endured like a champ, and now the vet has pronounced him FIP free. It's unlikely that he will relapse- but if he does relapse within the first 12 months post treatment the rescue will cover the expense of his treatment (gs-441524) For more information on FIP:

https://www.vet.cornell.edu/departments-centers-and-institutes/cornell-feline-health-center/health-information/feline-health-topics/feline-infectious-peritonitis