Lizzie Bennett

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a household in possession of a comfortable window and a sunbeam must be in want of a cat. Allow, then, the introduction of Miss Lizzie Bennet-a young lilac point Siamese mix of uncommon grace, bright curiosity, and a most engaging disposition.

Miss Bennet is a lady of spirited intelligence, with keen blue eyes that miss very little and a playful wit expressed through lively pounces and elegant tail flicks. Though fond of society and conversation (especially of the gentle, cooing variety), she also appreciates a quiet moment beside a trusted companion, where a thoughtful head-bump or soft purr may speak volumes.

Those fortunate enough to make her acquaintance will soon discover that her manners are delightful, her affections sincere, and her capacity for mischief entirely forgivable. Indeed, she possesses just enough independence to be admirable and just enough sweetness to be irresistible.

Gentle readers who wish to pay their respects may call upon Miss Lizzie Bennet Thursday from noon to 6:30 p.m. or Friday through Sunday from 12-3. It is hoped that among her visitors there may soon appear one worthy household-where this most charming young lady may at last preside with all the affection and dignity she so clearly deserves.