Mr. Darcy

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a household in possession of a warm lap must be in want of a cat. Allow us, therefore, to introduce Mr. Darcy-a most handsome young gentleman of the black-furred variety, whose bright eyes, affectionate nature, and dignified charm have already set many hearts fluttering.

Though he carries himself with the elegance of a nobleman, Mr. Darcy is, at heart, exceedingly friendly and quite devoted to the company of his people. A gentle nudge of his head or a contented purr is often all it takes to reveal that beneath his distinguished appearance lies a most tender disposition.

Those wishing to make the acquaintance of this admirable fellow may do so Thursday from noon to 6:30 or Friday through Sunday from 12-3. One cannot say how long such an eligible companion will remain unclaimed-so pray do not delay, lest another fortunate household secure his affection first.