Luna

BREAKING NEWS

Local 58-pound potato disguised as a dog has now been waiting WAY too long for someone to realize she is literally the full package.

Meet Luna. Professional cuddle dealer. Part-time zoomie athlete. Full-time emotional support goblin.

This girl is crate trained, house trained, dog friendly, people obsessed, and powered entirely by love, toys, and stolen ice cubes.

Luna would also like the public to know she has a tiny stuffed cow she would absolutely save in a fire, the face of a Disney character, the cuddle intensity of a weighted blanket with separation anxiety, and enough personality to host her own reality TV show.

At almost 4 years old, Luna has somehow been overlooked while less qualified dogs are out here getting adopted for simply "knowing sit." Meanwhile Luna is over here serving beauty, comedy, loyalty, emotional stability, and THICC girl magic.

Honestly, this is getting embarrassing for humanity.

She wants a home where her humans are around a lot because she's a certified Velcro dog. If you go to the bathroom alone ever again, she will consider it rude and unnecessary.

She's active enough for adventures, lazy enough for couch marathons, and affectionate enough to legally qualify as a second skin layer.

And LOOK. AT. THIS. FACE. This is not a shelter dog face. This is a "steals dad's recliner and everyone says 'well I guess it's hers now'" face.

Please adopt Luna before she starts paying taxes and applying for jobs out of frustration.

Apply today: https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/AAHA/Dog