Heinz

Heinz

is a sleek, classic brown tabby with soulful eyes and impeccable dramatic timing.

A quiet gentleman 90%% of the day, he lounges like Victorian royalty until the food bowl is even one minute late. Then he unleashes a single, operatic "MRRROOOOWWWW" worthy of a grieving Shakespearean cat.
Playtime is brief and dignified - one or two graceful pounces on the wand toy, followed by a slow-motion roll and a look that says "I meant to do that." Otherwise, he prefers supervising from a high perch.

Petting rules are clear:

During meals: unlimited head scratches and chin rubs welcome.

All other times: exactly three polite strokes before the disappointed side-eye and graceful exit.

He prefers to keep all four paws on the ground - no picking up, thank you.

Heinz has shown relaxed interest in other cats and would likely do well with a calm, respectful companion who honors his schedule.

He's seeking a quiet, patient home that serves meals on time, offers affection on his terms, and appreciates his daily tragic arias. A sunny windowsill for brooding is a must.

Come meet Heinz - he's already rehearsing his next heartbreaking solo about the four long hours since breakfast.

Visitors to the shelter are by appointment only and after a form has been submitted online:

https://www.marshmallowfoundation.org/forms/