SERAPHINA NOODLEWHISK

Meet Seraphina Noodlewhisk (Yes, the full government name. She insists.)Seraphina Noodlewhisk has emerged from humble beginnings with one goal: to be loved aggressively. Despite coming from poor living conditions, she has decided to trust humanity again—and by “trust,” we mean she is extremely friendly and ready to be your new shadow, supervisor, and occasional personal trainer (via tripping you lovingly).She is a certified sweetheart who believes strangers are simply friends she hasn’t head-butted yet. She enjoys:Following you from room to room like a tiny black panther with opinionsSitting on the thing you are trying to useOffering emotional support through intense eye contactPretending she’s low-maintenance while secretly requiring daily admirationHer fur is midnight-black, her vibes are gentle chaos, and her whiskers—true to her name—are always noodling. She has no interest in drama, except if the drama involves snacks.Seraphina is looking for a forever home where she can:Be told she’s beautiful (daily, minimum)Nap in sunbeams like it’s her full-time jobMake up for lost time by being ridiculously lovedIf you’re seeking a resilient little queen with a heart of gold and the social skills of a tiny extrovert, Seraphina Noodlewhisk is ready to move in and improve your life immediately. If you are interested in adopting me or another homeless pet at Macomb County Animal Control, walk-in adoption hours are Monday-Friday from 10am-4pm.My adoption fee is $50.