LADYE

Hey there, I’m Ladye — 8 years young and officially crowned an “Oldie but a Goodie.” (It’s on my imaginary trophy, right next to “Best Couch Potato.”)Go ahead and take a good look — pretty fabulous, huh? Sure, I’m rocking a few thin patches of fur (think of it as my low-maintenance haircut). I’ve had a scrape or two in my day, and my hips sometimes click like an old record player, but hey, vintage is in!I’m a pro at lounging, snoring, and strategically placing myself on the comfiest cushion in the house. But don’t let my mellow vibe fool you — I still love a good game of fetch. I might not go for marathon rounds anymore, but I nail that “one perfect toss” every time. Quality over quantity, people!So, what do you say — want to spend your golden years with a golden gal like me? Bonus: I’ll let you control the TV remote… as long as there’s space on the couch for both of us.